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The Sewer's
Own
Computer
Gestures

(Late to bed and early to rise gives a hacker blood-shot eyes~@RaivRant~)

(My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features!

(~63,000 bugs in the code, 63,000 bugs, ya get 1 whacked with a service pack, now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!!~@RAIVRANT~)

(Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User~@RaivRant~)

(ISDN = It Still Does Nothing~@RaivRant~)

(All of my errors and spelling mistakes are the fault of Microsoft, and their buggy keyboard handling in the OS~@RaivRant~)

(WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)~@RaivRant~)

(I pledge allegiance to the internet and to the principle of end-to-end connectivity for which it stands. One network, under construction, with liberty and access for all.~@RaivRant~)

(windows: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition~@RaivRant~)

(Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something
behind that can be traced back to you~@RaivRant~)

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